B. ALAN and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through the most fag-centric cowboy movie ever made: Brokeback Mountain! After receiving multiple cease and desist orders from the film studio, the boys finally convince Ang Lee to drop the charges and join them for this very FEY episode of Soju After Movie. Running time is 127 minutes.
Get a large punch bowl. Make the Pink Lemonade and stir in. Then Mix the Vodka to taste. Pour this into a highball glass. With an eye dropper, squeeze in a shot of Jager so that it shoots to the bottom and then plooms to the top. It will look like a little brown dot. You'll know you've reached the desired effect when you see it. Hilarity will ensue, guaranteed.