B. ALAN Orange and MANTOOTH take you frame-by-frame through the Empire Strikes Back of Cornpone Cinema: Hillbillys in a Haunted House! The boys take it out in the Holler for this Ferlin Husky masterpiece from the late Sixties. They are joined by Billy Tucker, Hilljack on loan from the Ozarks. Best bust out that Shine, this here's a rollickin' good time, ya'll! Running Time is 88 minutes.
1 bottle Dixie Peach Juice (sold exclusively at Trader Joes)
1 Bottle TAAKA Vodka (sold exclusively at your Mexican Mini-Mart)
1 13 year Old Hilljack from the Ozarks
This is an Ozark Specialty. It's usually made with Moonshine from Cock County, but Billy's Momma drank it all before reaching Soju Headquarters. What you do is, get a fancy party glass. Fill it with Dixie Peach juice. Then top off with the Vodka to taste. Next, throw in some Ice Cubes and have your 13 year old Hillbilly stir it to perfection. It's the refreshing!