Our Soju Army is going back twenty years into the Past to track the top box office draws from the summer of 1986. Each new commentary will match the number one film of the week on the exact day of its release. How is this possible? Simple, Mantooth and Orange managed to create a time machine out of a Coleman's Beer Cooler (fueled by tasty hops, no less). So, grab one of the handles and holler as these kids trip back through film history...
Today, B. Alan Orange, Mantooth, and Paulington find themselves hanging out with Sly Stallone at his private screening room in Brentwood, California for a special sneak peek at what is supposed to be his next big Franchise launching film: COBRA! Oh, boy, do they have some career advice for the once golden Italian Stallone...And then some! Running time is 91 minutes. Date on the Cooler is set at May 23, 1986 where Cobra drew in $15,652,147 at the box office to become the number 1 film of the weekend, beating out newcomers Poltergeist 2: The Other Side and Top Gun.
Do it like they do in Long Beach, where a majority of "COBRA" was shot. Drink the Malt Liquor down to the label. Then pour entire wine cooler in. Drink. Enjoy. Its super tasty, even though it sounds disgusting. Seriously, would we lie to you?
