Peter Parker is a hot commodity right now, with The Amazing Spider-Man in production and set for a theatrical release date of July 3rd, 2012. And Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark becoming one of the most notorious and ridiculed musicals to ever appear on Broadway. Today, Star Trek icon George Takei has decided that he wants to get into the Spider-Man business, too, by auditioning for the role of Peter Parker in Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. The audition video is below, watch with caution and awe as Sulu zaps Venom with a tazer.

B. Alan Orange