Do you know any completists? You know, those guys or gals that have to buy every DVD in a franchise, or every comic in a run, or every Star Wars action figure ever made, no matter how bad or money-wasting it seems? Well, the makers of the cult horror comedy Thankskilling hate those people, and to intentionally irritate them, they've skipped the sequel, going straight to the worst known number in the franchise list, that big ol' 3! Yes, ThanksKilling 3 is coming to theaters this Thanksgiving, and its sure to make a couple of you itch in a hemorrhoid way. Today, we have the first official poster, along with some of the mock Part 2 posters that tease the non-existent film our Turkie goes searching for in this gruesome, gory throwback to puppet movies of yesteryear. Take a look!

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B. Alan Orange