Fans are in for a double-dose of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 today, with a new photo that debuted through the Amazing Spider-Fans community, which features Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield) keeping watch over his fair city, while perched atop a skyscraper. If that wasn't enough, we also have a new editorial from The Daily Bugle viral website, where publisher J. Jonah Jameson wonders who will pay for all the damage Spider-Man has done to New York City. Check out the photo, then read on for J. Jonah Jameson's piece.
February 13, 2014
An Editorial from Daily Bugle publisher J. Jonah Jameson
Recently, Spider-Man got involved in the apprehension of a carjacker. The web he spun blocking the thief's path on East 61st Street forced the driver to divert to First Avenue. While driving in the wrong direction, the carjacker hit four cars, one of which crashed through the front of a coffee shop...one of those places that serves that stupid latte art Melissa Hutchins loves so much. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but police estimate over four hundred thousand in damages were incurred.
Of course, civilians applauded as the wall-crawling vigilante pulled the thief out of his damaged car. Did any of them notice the damage left in Spider-Man's wake?
Last December, Spider-Man pursued a bank robber named Herman Schultz who was using homemade weapons that emitted vibrational shock waves. Over two hundred photos of Schultz, hanging upside down from a twisted street light in a cocoon of webbing, were posted online. Including several with police officers (all of whom were reprimanded).
Did anyone consider that during Spider-Man's prolonged pursuit and apprehension of Schultz, a city bus, a police car, two streetlights, a fire hydrant and twenty feet of sidewalk were destroyed? Estimated damage: $2.8 million dollars.
And who's paying for Spider-Man's actions? I am. You are. And every other taxpayer in this city. It's clear Spider-Man's results do not justify the reckless methods he employs. When is he going to finally realize this and just stop?
J. Jonah Jameson has not been confirmed to appear The Amazing Spider-Man 2, but don't be surprised if he shows up in The Amazing Spider-Man 3 or The Amazing Spider-Man 4. The character was originally portrayed by J.K. Simmons in director Sam Raimi's original Spider-Man trilogy.