The Daily Blam! is reporting that another site is reporting that another site heard a rumor from a sister of a trusted inside source at the cafeteria where director Christopher Nolan is reported to have snacked on a plate of bangers and mash, that the first non-fan made teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises is going to be attached to prints of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2.

Warner Bros. gave us the old busy bat-signal when we tried to confirm this lofty bit of rumored backwash, but just in case it's true, we didn't want you to miss out. I mean, is there any other reason to go see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2? I didn't think so.

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This purported teaser is said to clock in at 90 seconds. The first teaser poster is also said to be arriving the same time as this trailer, so bonus! If everything pans out, you only have one week to go before getting your first official look at Christopher Nolan's final Bat-sequel. Fingers crossed!