The sheriff's department speaks out on their upcoming film

The eight break-out performers from the Reno police force are taking their show on the road in a new documentary film, Reno 911!: Miami; they travel from Nevada to Florida for the Annual National Sheriff's Convention. When things go horribly wrong, the gang from The Biggest Little City are put in charge and must save the day.

Movieweb.com had the opportunity to talk to those officers in a press conference; here's part three of what they had to say:

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WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND CONTENT AHEAD!

When you guys went to Miami, who was watching the Reno area because you pretty much run the Sheriffs department so who was left?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Deputy Travis Junior: Oh f*ck, you're right!

Lt. Jim Dangle: Oh that explains what happened.

Deputy Travis Junior: Oh wow. Few people realize, believe it or not, we're the best eight officers of the Reno Sheriffs department.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Oh there's not only eight. There's way more of us back there.

Deputy Travis Junior: We're the most they say 'camera ready.'

Lt. Jim Dangle: Yeah.

Deputy Travis Junior: So you can imagine them other retards we work with. Phew!

Lt. Jim Dangle: We're the cosmopolitan ones.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: And legally I'm supposed to wear a helmet.

Lt. Jim Dangle: No joke; she's supposed to wear a f*cking helmet. She doesn't do it.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I'd look like a retard.

What do you think of Cops?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Lt. Jim Dangle: That show is a bunch of crap.

Lt. Raineesha Williams: Crap, crap.

Lt. Jim Dangle: If you watch Cops and if you watch CSI and CSI: Miami and CSI New York, you would think that you go out, you get clues and then you catch who did it.

Deputy Travis Junior: Bullsh*t.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Bullsh*t.

Deputy Travis Junior: That ain't reality.

Lt. Jim Dangle: If you commit a murder in America, 50/50 chance we won't even find out about it. Check your facts. It's true.

Are you still willing to leave the Reno Sheriff's department for another department?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Lt. Jim Dangle: Here's what happened. I went briefly. I was at the Aspen Sheriff's department briefly and you know they have kind of a strict policy on what they would consider homosexual sort of pranks. Is that fair to say? I can feel you eyeballing me right next to me.

Deputy Travis Junior: Well I know that they have a couple openly gay sheriffs there.

Lt. Jim Dangle: They do. They do. Okay, here's what happened.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Well the mayor's gay too.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Not everybody gets me. I thought at Aspen they do kind of group showering. I thought it was group showers. I should have known when I saw one shower head and one guy in the shower, hey maybe they shower solo. So I jumped in the shower with this fella, kind of a big fella, and I started singing 'The Rhythm is Gonna Getcha' and I was doing the thing like I was pinching him with lobster claws like I'm the rhythm, you know. Now you understand how that could be- - if you don't know me and I'm relatively nude and possibly have a ¾ semi on, and I'm doing "Rhythm is Gonna Getcha" with lobster pinchers, if you don't know me, you might think that I'm weird.

Deputy James Garcia: You probably should have sung.

Did you find it chilly in Aspen with your shorts on?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Lt. Jim Dangle: I find it chilly everywhere; that's why I wear control top pantyhose or spanks sometimes. They also fix some of my problem areas.

How about the perks of making a movie? Unlike regular police work, there are trailers, there's craft services, were you impressed by all of that?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Deputy Trudy Wiegel: We didn't get that.

Deputy Travis Junior: We didn't have that.

Deputy S. Jones: Where was crafty when we were doing this thing.

Deputy James Garcia: We didn't even get free board.

Deputy Clementine Johnson: I'm trying to figure out what a goody bag is. I know what I call a goody bag and I have not seen a good goody back.

Was it intrusive having cameras following you around while you're trying to do your civic duty?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Lt. Jim Dangle: Oh my G-d.

Deputy Raineesha Williams: I was saying, sir, if a camera was following you around all day every day, do you know what kind of stuff we would catch you doing? How many times we would see you in a candy thong? C'mon now.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Sooner or later, you and all of your friends would be masturbating with the windows open. It happens. It happens every single day.

Lt. Trudy Wiegel: Sometimes several times a day. You know I'm actually kind of lucky because when we first got to Miami, I was driving the wrong way down a one-way street going like 40 and I hit this dog and thank G-d the cameras weren't there.

Where were the cameras most intrusive?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Deputy James Garcia: In the bathrooms.

Deputy Travis Junior: All the time. If the camera followed you 24/7, you wake up, you rub one out, you go to work, you make a deuce, you go back to work, and you go to bed, and if they cut out the part where you were at work, you'd look like a real heavy sh*ttin' horny retard.

Lt. Jim Dangle: See? Think about that.

Deputy Travis Junior: Think about that.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Think about that.

Deputy Travis Junior: We don't like the cameras being pointed this way. Try pointing 'em back at yourself.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Point them that way.

How long is Fox keeping you in Los Angeles? Will you be able to attend any Oscar functions over the next couple weeks?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Deputy Cherisa Kimball: I hope so. I've got a real cute pair of slacks that I purchased and a local merchant from back in Reno gave me some real cute jewelry. Junior and I were talking about this, it's actually edible. It's like candy jewelry, like the candy thong thing I wore. So I'm hoping I get a chance to sort of strut my stuff. I'm looking forward to that.

Is that because Ellen is hosting?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Deputy Cherisa Kimball: I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean by that.

Lt. Jim Dangle: It's a lesbian thing. - nevermind, next question.

Do you guys get down to Las Vegas much?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Deputy Travis Junior: Reno's a real nice town if you go down to Vegas. Real nice.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Real nice. We're also very, very convenient to San Francisco.

Deputy James Garcia: Yeah. We're right by Lake Tahoe. Gotta a lot of nature around there.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Oh yeah. Great stopping point by the way, you know, fill up for gas and then go somewhere else.

What do you guys in your spare time?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I make dried apple people; should I elaborate.?

Lt. Jim Dangle: No, no, they look like little zombies. They're horrible little apples that are all shriveled up and it looks like a zombie with googly eyes, it's horrible.

Deputy Cherisa Kimball: But to be fair, the one you made of Cheney, pretty accurate.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Pretty accurate.

Deputy Travis Junior: Pretty dead on.

Lt. Jim Dangle: I'm also involved in the Washoe County community theater. A lot of people saw me there last year as the Ghost of Christmas Future.

Deputy Travis Junior: I thought you understood it. I never thought...

Lt. Jim Dangle: Oh no, I went around twice. The Ghost of Christmas Future has no lines. He's the one who points at Scrooge's mossy grave. People thought it was very eerie when I did it.

So there was nothing else you learned about each other?{@@@[email protected]@@}{@@@[email protected]@@}Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Well, I'd say, you think my gas is bad when we're just in the station. Try riding on an econo route bus with me for five days.

Deputy James Garcia: It's like Nagasaki in there.

Deputy Travis Junior: I will say, if you ever travel cross country on a bus, they have these on/off passes that you get for an additional four dollars that allow you to get off the bus and then back on. Splurge.

Deputy Raineesha Williams: Yes!

Deputy Travis Junior: It's worth it, you know. You think about the four dollars, but then later on you wish you did it.

Lt. Jim Dangle: It's scary on a bus, those winos are jackin' off on Ripple. They'll pull your tooth out if you fall asleep long enough.

Deputy S. Jones: I learned that these individuals here, they're modern day heroes. Do you hear me? These people should be respected. I love these people, alright? These people'll take a bullet for me.

Deputy Raineesha Williams: Who?

Deputy S. Jones: That's what I learned. You guys, right?

Lt. Jim Dangle: Oh really?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: No. I thought you were about to reveal some people behind the curtain.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Behind the curtain, yeah.

Deputy S. Jones: No, no, I was talking about you guys.

Deputy Clementine Johnson: