In preparation for the New Year, Homer, Marge and many of their fellow Springfieldians vow to change their ways in 2007:
 | HOMER "I resolve to lose 10 pounds, and then gain it back by Valentine's Day." |
 | MARGE "I resolve to finally learn how to make pancakes that don't stick to the pan. Bart helped me come up with that one." |
 | KRUSTY "In 2007, I promise not to keep using the same old jokes I've been telling since 1961." |
 | CHIEF WIGGUM "In the coming year, I resolve to learn how to work the safety on my gun." |
 | COMIC BOOK GUY "In 2007, I resolve to boldly go where I have never gone before - out on a date with a woman." |
 | BARNEY "I resolve to quit drinking ... coffee. It leaves less room for beer." |
 | NED FLANDERS "I resolve to be pious and kind and gentle and ... yippee, skippee I already am! Happy 2007, everybody!" |
The Simpsons returns with all new-episodes Sunday, Jan. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on Fox.
