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Monday, September 24, 2001 12:12PM PDT - by Steve
Everybodys favorite Jewish animated critic is back! Check out former prime time cartoon guy Jay Sherman (voice talent by John Luvitz) in the latest installment of the internet resurrected net show, The Critic! This episode: Pearl Harbor.
Looks like Beach Party Barbie is gonna hafta find a new beach, cause darkside crazy guy Darth Maul is gonna be cutting things in half and showing the skin. Thats right, the interesting people over at Hasbro have conceived the next thrilling action figure to grace next years Star Wars toy line: Shirtless Darth Maul (beach ball and SPF 40 sold separately). Next season: Prepubescent Chewbacca and Speedo Han Solo!
Terrorists want to end American culture in as many ways as they can- first by indirectly causing us to pull movies out of scheduled release dates, then by threatening to take out Hollywood studios themselves. Last Friday, the FBI warned Hollywood studios of an unspecified terrorist threat, causing evacuations and tram-tour cancellations. According to a Japanese Kyodo News service, lovable dictator Saddam Hussein stated, "When we watched what was happening in America for the first time, we thought it might be another American movie. Later we found out that it was a real movie." Silly Saddam.
Doing their part to help out those hurt in 9-11s tragic events, The National Association of Theater Owners have decided to make this Tuesday (Sept. 25th) Victims benefit day at the movies, where every profit made will be split between the American Red Cross and the United Way. Want more details? Click here.
Have fun... ~Steve