Welcome to the Cinema-Scope, your weekly movie horoscope with Madame Millie Kilakilarney. She will point you in the direction of the films you need to watch this week according to the astrological charts she keeps on her bedroom wall. If it's in the stars or on the silver screen, she knows about it!

Shape of ThingsAries (March 21st-April 19th): Well, look at you Miss Popular! Your social life is on the upswing, and people are starting to take notice. But don't let it go to your head. Accept that compliment, just don't become conceited. No one likes a self-absorbed priss. Your movie of the week: Shape of Things

Taurus (April 20th-May 20th): This is your week for laughter. And you will find yourself amused by the foibles of young children. You should really look into volunteering your time to a children's hospital or care center. If you are looking for some spirituality in your life, this may be the perfect place to find it. Love others as you love yourself. Helping out in a time of need is important to your well being, and may just save the life of someone you'll later grow to care a great deal about. Your film of the week: Patch Adams

ClickGemini (May 21st-June 21st): You will be consumed with the need to communicate this week. Just don't get caught up in long boring conversations that may take you away from your friends or family. You need to concentrate on what is important in your life, and that includes your loved ones. Your film of the week: Click

Cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd): You will find yourself full of extra energy this week. You will remain in a constant state of motion, and an authority figure may be behind this sudden push to get lingering choirs out of the way. Don't stop, you are almost there. Keep your head up and keep moving, or you may lose your place in line. Its important that you don't give up. Your life may depend on it. Your film of the week: Crank

Evan AlmightyLeo (July 23rd-August 22nd): Your dreams will start to see fruition this week. Long dormant plans will finally come through. What once looked like a crazy project will benefit your neighboring community. Don't worry if others think you are a little nutty, its all part of the plan. Flaunt your weirdness. Others will grow to love you for it. Your film of the week: Evan Almighty

Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd): Now is the time for you to invest in real estate. But its best not to get in over your head, so choose wisely. If an investment looks too good to be true, it probably is. Keep your options open, and don't let your decisions get in the way of impending romance. It doesn't matter how great the deal looks, and repairs that will need to be done in the future could eclipse any and all future plans. When seeking a house or apartment, look to those places you wouldn't normally travel on your own. Your film of the week is: Money Pit

Secret AdmirerLibra (September 23rd-October 23rd): Someone wants you to keep a secret, but you might find it hard to keep the vault locked. Make sure you stay on the sunny side of those who confide in you. You are a good friend, but sometimes your urge to gossip is a little disconcerting. Your film of the week: Secret Admirer

Scorpio (October 24th-November 21): Though you are offered the easy way out this week, you will choose to walk a more dangerous and difficult path. When a co-worker presents a romantic opportunity, you may choose to string them along because you like the attention, even though it will lead to no good. Stay cautious and don't break any hearts. There is danger lurking out in the depths of the work place. Stick to the bars and the clubs that you are used to. And office romance is just asking for trouble. Your film of the week: Secretary

FrequencySagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st): You find yourself drawn to the past, and start to rekindle old flames. A trip to the attic finds you reminiscing a little more then you should, and you may feel compelled to surround yourself with odd keepsakes from your childhood. Your film of the week: Frequency

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 19th): This is a great week for you, and you should share it with friends. Its time to go on a camping trip or a ski vacation. Relax and treat yourself right. The moment is perfect for good times and lots of laughs. Make sure to bring plenty of amenities. You don't want to run out of wine or beer just as the conversation is getting good. And don't forget the toilet paper. It will come in more handy then you think. Your film of the week: Wet Hot American Summer

All of MeAquarius (January 20th-February 18th): You will find yourself at war with...Yourself. A quite complicated task will present itself sometime this week, and you will only have yourself to rely on. The left side of your brain will find itself in direct competition with the right side of your brain. You're inner arguments will have to find a quiet resolve if you want to complete your goals on time. Your film of the week: All of Me

Pisces (February 19th-March 20th): A loved one may come to you for help, and you will feel compelled to treat them like a king in the face of depression. Make sure you don't over do it, as they may see your sudden generosity as a ploy to avoid the real issue at hand. Your film of the week: The Bucket List

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B. Alan Orange