Welcome to your weekly movie horoscope with Madame Millie Kilakilarney. She will point you in the direction of the films you need to watch this week according to the astrological charts she keeps on her bedroom wall. If it's in the stars or on the silver screen, she knows about it!

Apollo 13

Aries (March 21st-April 19th): Listen up, Ladies. You will be set adrift this week, and all will seem to be lost for a short time. Though others share in your unfortunate situation, help will come from a most unexpected place. Do not rely on machines or gadgets, because those material possessions are what most likely got you into trouble in the first place. Your film of the week: Apollo 13

Taurus (April 20th-May 20th): Congratulations! Your excellent communication skills will reward you with a promotion this week. But be cautious, this newfound skill of yours may push you into unforeseen circumstances. You may not be prepared for what comes next. Someone may ask you to be the spokesman for your company, and you could find yourself dealing with a foreign agency. Your film of the week: Contact

Other People's Money

Gemini (May 21st-June 21st): Money loves you, and you love money. But be cautious, your willingness to overspend my soon find you in the poor house. Buy those things you need most, but don't go crazy and over spend. Your credit card bills my never recover from any wanton cash spree you plan to engage in. Your film of the week: Other People's Money

Cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd): An old project that you've left lingering may come calling your name this week. Seek out the proper tools and get that task done. Now is the time for you to clean the closet of all potential missteps in your life. Finishing any unfinished business may just be the cure for your impending depression. Your film of the week: Field of Dreams

Glengarry Glen Ross

Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd): Though you are full of energy and good intentions, a job or task may come your way that is a little too much for you to handle. Keep other people's interests in mind and don't play to your own vanity. If you choose to help someone with a seemingly impossible task, you may find yourself drowning in your own shortcomings. Your film of the week: Glengarry Glen Ross

Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd): A lot of unseen emotion my come bursting out of you this week. There is an anger welling up inside your gut, and it may explode without warning. Be careful, this loud outburst of yours could cost you friends and maybe even a job. Try to find peace with your irritations, and don't let your feelings get the best of you. Your film of the week: Alien

We Own the Night

Libra (September 23rd-October 23rd): Despite your aversion to the law, authority figures are more apt to approach you this week, seeking your help in matters that only you seem to have the power to solve. You have a knack for working with others. If you can overcome your need to be alone this week, you may significantly help those in need. Your film of the week: We Own the Night

Scorpio (October 24th-November 21): You need to look to the future instead of dwelling on the past. It is time to shake off any ill will you may be harboring for a friend or coworker. It is also time for you to acquire new skills, which may help you on your unfounded career path. Keep a sharp ear open, missed opportunities are whispers in the wind. Your film of the week: Futurama: Bender's Game

Finding Forrester

Sagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st): You may feel the need to stay silent when those who need your help the most come seeking your guidance. Your reluctance to lend a hand during this time of need may prove fatal for both friends and family. Its time to open up and share your knowledge of the past with those that need a bit of advice. Though it might seem like an uncomfortable avenue to go careening down, it will only make you a better person. Your film of the week: Finding Forrester

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 19th): You need to take it easy this week, Princess. Even though you may feel compelled to move out of your current residence or quit your job, now is not the best time to do so. Things are going to get hectic. You need to stay as calm and as clear headed as possible. Hunker down and wait out the storm. Your film of the week: Twister

Fire in the Sky

Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th): This week is all about good conversation. If those that bend your ear are unwelcome, hear them out. You may learn something you didn't know before. And it just might save a life. Keep all channels of communication open, and don't shut the window on anybody. Your film of the week: Fire in the Sky

Pisces (February 19th-March 20th): This week, you will suddenly understand the importance of time and the effects it may have on your love life. If you feel like there is not enough time in the day to get things done, that means you need to slow down and take a look at the world around you. Stop and smell the flowers. Hug a loved one. And pay someone a compliment. You'll feel better about yourself. Your film of the week: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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