Welcome to your weekly movie horoscope with Madame Millie Kilakilarney. She will point you in the direction of the films you need to watch this week according to the astrological charts she keeps on her bedroom wall. If it's in the stars or on the silver screen, she knows about it!

Back to the Future

Aries (March 21st-April 19th): Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today? Because all of those chores are still going to be there tomorrow. And your heart just isn't in it. Sometimes its good to procrastinate. Your best work isn't made when your mind is preoccupied with thoughts of leisure and rest. Take it easy. Form a band. See a movie. Lounge about the house. If you do what "needs" to be done before you're ready to do it, you'll just louse things up. Sometimes, that which needs to be accomplished is like a fine wine. It will only get done better with the passage of time. Your film of the week: Back to the Future [Special Edition] [2 Discs]

Taurus (April 20th-May 20th): You are the great negotiator. Not because you give in so easily, but because you listen. And you know what others are thinking even before they say it. You may be faced with a great challenge this week. And the outcome could be disastrous if you don't see it through with as much verve and nerve as possible. There are forces greater than you. And they demand to be taken care of. It's not their rightful place to get everything they wish. That could blow your whole operation sky high. Seek out their intent. Find out that which is most important to them. And see how you can work it in your favor form there. Only give them a fraction of what they want. You can manage this task, and still make them happy. Your film of the week: The Negotiator

Devil Wears Prada

Gemini (May 21st-June 21st): Your employer might turn out to be your best friend. But don't let this new relationship start to rule your life. You may feel compelled to give too much of yourself in the workplace. And you will do it for some sort of human connection outside of office hours. Don't sacrifice your integrity for a leg up. It will only hurt you in the long run. Stay the course, do your job, and only sprinkle on the extras like a bit of salt or seasoning. Being too loyal and subservient will only lose you respect. While those after hour drinks might seem nice now, you will only grow to resent them in the future. Your film of the week: Devil Wears Prada [WS]

Cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd): Unhealthy obsessions are a natural part of life. You should be alright, just as long as you recognize your want and need for those things you cannot obtain. Make sure you don't let your feelings get out of control. Remember the old adage: You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. This goes for everything from food, to animals, to humans, to movies. Do you find yourself stalking the neighbors next door? Not good. Have you watched that Batman sequel sixteen times since it hit DVD? Dude, you need to go outside and get some fresh air. It's alright to admire from afar. Go ahead, get up close. Get personal if the situation allows it. But remember, fire burns and it is extremely hot. Your film of the week: One Hour Photo [WS]

Frozen River

Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd): You may feel out of your element this week. The perimeters that enclose you are not necessarily within your demographic. Luckily for you, you are apt at making quick friends. Study hard, and you will be rewarded accordingly. If you feel that you need a push, not to worry. It will come from the most unexpected of places. Sometimes, we all need a fire lit under our ass. You will not get by on personality and your bank account alone. Urge yourself out of your hardened shell, and make a little more effort. Everything should start coming to you in twos and threes. This is really your time to shine. And you will earn the respect of those you seek it from the most. Your film of the week: Back to School [Special Edition]

Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd): Financial stress my urge you to seek out another job this week. But be careful. Any unwanted actions imposed upon your goodwill have the potential to burn you out. This means your passion project could smolder in the background. Money is important, but your health and emotional balance far outweighs being able to pay for cable. Devote more of your time to working on uncompleted projects. That's where the real money lies. Make a few cutbacks. Don't be so eager to eat out. And put those designer jeans back on the rack. You don't need them. The pain of extra exertion will far outweigh any joy you receive from material possessions. Your film of the week: Frozen River [WS]

It's My Party

Libra (September 23rd-October 23rd): Stop wasting your talents. Now is the time to shine. Let it be known that you can get the job done. Show others that you are not a louse or a lay about. People have a certain perception of you, and you need to buck that trend. Stop centering all of your energy on your selfish wants and needs. Give of your powers now, and everything will quickly fall in line. Its okay to waver, but you are the only one of your kind. Don't spend another day channeling your artistic urges on unwelcome customers. There is something better for you out there. The healing starts within. In the immortal words of Rob Schneider, "You can do it!" You film of the week: Hancock

Scorpio (October 24th-November 21): It's time to throw yourself a party! That's right, some self-congratulatory shouts are in order. And what better why to do that then by sending everyone an Evite saying, "This drink's on me!" People often expect you to toot your own horn, so do it in style. Don't let an honest win in your favor go to waist with a throwaway line about the great job you are doing. Shout it from the rooftops. Sing it in the communal shower. Make damn sure your bosses and co-workers know that you are doing an exceptional job. A couple of vodka tonics, and they will be humming your praises right along with you. Your film of the week: It's My Party


Sagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st): You may find that you want to be alone this week. And that's fine. Do the majority of people you know have you down? Are you easily bugged? Then it may be time to crawl away from your home base or work place and establish your own personal retreat. Stock up on food and wine. Get yourself a Snuggie. And pull out all those unwatched DVDs. Now is the perfect moment for some good old fashion alone time. Replenish that self-love that has become lost to the turbulence of the day. It will do your soul a world of good. Just don't become too lonely in the process. Talking to Volleyballs isn't healthy for your sanity. But a bubble bath is. Your film of the week: Solaris/Cast Away [2-Pack]

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 19th): Look at you, sexy. If you've ever considered approaching a seemingly unobtainable member of the opposite sex, this is your week to reach out and touch someone. Go on. It won't hurt. And you will be thusly rewarded for your own ability to communicate on the fly with those beautiful people that always seem so far out of your reach. Keep calm, don't sweat, and say the first thing that comes to mind. It will be a crowd-pleasing antidote that may see you on your way to a rewarding relationship. Just keep the swearing to a minimum. No one like a potty mouth. Your film of the week: Roxanne [WS/P&S]


Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th): It's not good to become too attached to material possessions. Though you might feel an absolute importance being placed on inanimate objects, don't let your passions get the best of you. Its just plastic, metal, and glass. Real, tangible relationships are important in your life. Don't forget that. Just because you have strong feelings for something non-reciprocal doesn't mean its right. Sooner or later you may be asked to give up your object of desire. Or you may lose it by accident. Either way, if the fairy gods can steal you, you probably don't need it in the first place. Your film of the week: Christine [Special Edition]

Pisces (February 19th-March 20th): Good news, Pisces. You know that object you've been searching for? It will finally come into your peripheral sometime this week. You can stop hunting and get back to those things that matter to you the most. Like friends and family. Treasure hunting is fine for a while, but you shouldn't let it override your other priorities. Take stock in what's important. And realize that this long search of yours hasn't brought you the same kind of joy a warm greeting offers. Now that your prize is in hand, you may be asked to weigh many other options. Think about what makes you happy. And go with that feeling. Even if it means losing out on fortune and glory, you will be happier in the long run. Don't fret. You have want you want, now prioritize. Your film of the week: Fool's Gold

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